Funeral for a friend

No. Don't get me wrong. No one passed away.

Just that I liked to joked to Shavonne that should I die, she must attend my funeral.


Then just a thought came... What if it does happens? Ah... interesting, ain't it? 1 less trouble-maker in this land, some of you might think. Ahaha!

Alot of thoughts came in when I thought about this matter. Supposely I "died" of old age... That means it's really really old.

Then when I go to heaven, then I shall meet Jesus and God, of course... Conversation goes like this...

Jesus: My son, I've been waiting for you...

me: Really?

Jesus: Not really, see this device? This is the portable time machine. I can bring you to your past or your future at any given time. Wanna try?

me: Erm, no thanks, Lord..

God: My son, let's see your funeral.

me: ok..

Then there opens a small portion of heaven, revealing what's going on in my "funeral".

Ok.. There are bound to be mourning.. Unless they are really drunk in the Spirit... Which I'm not looking forward towards that. .

I "saw" my wife crying(hey, I'm prophesying, alright?), along with my sons/daughters.

I saw a group of people. Ah.. the people of Strikeforce.. My family. They've come.

I suppose Nick would say something like, "Man, this guy always like to crap with me, and serve along with us logistics. With him gone, it's hard to replace someone close like him."

Alvin would probably go, "This guy probably laughs almost everything.. I bet he's laughing at us in heaven now."

Actually, I don't know what would be the thoughts of the Strikeforce members, cause I don't know some of them well. lol. So let's move on..

Let's see..

Peiyu.. ah yes.. Her. I think she would probably say something close to this, "He survived NS, just as I expected. I'm glad he came to my SoT graduation(prophesying again), and helped me from time to time."

Ying Ying would probably go, "Wah, he really done alot in my spiritual life, though always suan me one, but I really appreciate everything he has done in my life."

Jia Ying will probably go, "When I told him he'll grow stronger in the Lord before he went to N318, he really did! And everything he does, is out of love for the people."(Prophesying yet again)

I dunno what the rest like think of me like the other alvin, jabez, timothy, gary, izbella,minyee, qinghui, marc, keith(both of them), samantha, lili, haze, and alot more.. And i think most of the N318 too. Ahaha.

But since I'm at it.. I'm really interested what Shavonne got to say about my "death." Naturally there will be mourning and all that nonsense(duh, it's a funeral!)

But again, I'm still curious about what she has to say about it..

I hope one of those lines would be, "If not for him, I would not have fulfilled my visions. Thank God for that!"





That is my role for an armour bearer.

PS... This is not a hint that I'll end my life. I'm just bored and this is an interesting topic to ponder about.

Yea.. lol

Don't worry guys, I'll cya around. ;)

meh.. I really have no life.. Prophesying about my funeral. ahaha!